Dear Randomwordbyruth
Before you set out to purchase a coat it is always important to consider the purpose of that coat and most importantly acknowledging the fact that when someone looks at you the first thing to get their attention is your coat.
Thank You for your time-
Follower of the Word
Dear F-ing Stupid
Next time I read a post I hope it doesn’t disappointment me as much as yours did. I know it was my choice but honestly ‘who cares about the rights of those freaks…the drag queens, the cross dressers and the ‘should be put on an island and left to play with themselves’ homos!
Angry Asshole
Dear Randomwordbyruth or White Whoppie or rbowl….
How long does it take latch hook the fifty states? What if I leave Puerto Rico out? And, possibly, Alaska? My cousin who recently fell into a sinkhole had been ready to tell me…however, the authorities say we may never see him again.
Piss Off-
Sassy Sample

Ain’t gonna need your teeth, won’t need your eyes
You won’t find a thing chew
Nobody’s gonna look at you
Dear Fans-
It is so hard to find good help these days. But research shows that in the year 2020 we should have all mastered ‘bend over and kiss your ass goodbye.
Therefore, latch hooking, yellow journalism and/or being angry assholes will serve to have proven what many of us have known all along:
In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find
In the year 3535
Ain’t gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies
Everything you think, do, and say
Is in the pill you took today
In the year 4545
Ain’t gonna need your teeth, won’t need your eyes
You won’t find a thing chew
Nobody’s gonna look at you
In the year 5555
Your arms are hanging limp at your sides
Your legs got not nothing to do
Some machine is doing that for you
In the year 6565
Ain’t gonna need no husband, won’t need no wife
You’ll pick your son, pick your daughter too
From the bottom of a long glass tube
In the year 7510
If God’s a-comin’ he ought to make it by then
Maybe he’ll look around himself and say
Guess it’s time for the Judgment day
In the year 8510
God is gonna shake his mighty head
He’ll either say I’m pleased where man has been
Or tear it down and start again
In the year 9595
I’m kinda wondering if man is gonna be alive
He’s taken everything this old earth can give
And he ain’t put back nothing
Now it’s been 10,000 years
Man has cried a billion tears
For what he never knew
Now man’s reign is through
But through the eternal night
The twinkling of starlight
So very far away
Maybe it’s only yesterday
In the year 2525
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find
In the year 3535
Ain’t gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies
Everything you think, do or say
Is in the pill you took today …
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